#UNGODLY things about him

[glubglubism]

Zayne’s Nose. That is all.

[nanihirunkits]

hi.

[dennisboobs]

i'm losing my mind i literally picked out the one scene in new wheels that isn't in the script at all and i have to assume it was added in by glenn

[boxwinebaddie]

this is my formal apology to teri for constantly turning her dms into my philosophical soap box for my sermons. also everyone has to know that i am…feral abt cartman. and that he is so much more than just a ‘bad guy’ char.

[femmesandhoney]

911 is like fanfiction come to life. I love the they don’t give af but whenever I’m watching it for real and not just as background noise for my homework it’s so hard to take seriously lol

you're missing out tbh i love taking unserious shows seriously thats how you get peak enjoyment. the hospital fire episode w david legit made me emotional like when their formula works its 🙏 but other episodes are so silly lol

[cynicalmusings]

Oh to be loved by Shikanoin Heizou

oh, to be loved by him indeed…

the relationship is a comfortable one, but exciting as well, what with heizou’s generally energetic disposition. you get into all kinds of nonsense and shenanigans together, though there’s a constant undercurrent of genuine stability and understanding of one another. he’s not afraid to express his love for you, too, whether it be through words, affection, actions… archons be damned if you don’t know the extent to which he cares for you.

[deva-arts]

What I Think Every Character's Choice Of Music Would Be.

Seraphina ;

Nathaniel ;

Sonia ;

Amon;

Eric ;

Vincent ;

Honorable mention;

Nightmare ;

Submitted by @mettamorphoses! The fact that all of these are accurate even down to lyrics :') Holy shit these are going in their playlists now. Grade A song recs, Mett!

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: February 26

“Diamonds in the Mud” by Gerry Cinnamon

[vulpinesaint]

constantly frothing at the mouth over netflix witcher season 2. it's been over a year and i will still launch into Essays if asked about it. in fact it's only getting worse. this is because i have this weird thing where i care about characterization and good narrative

[suffarustuffaru]

the amount of posts i have about heinkel on this website is an embarassingly large amount why is this stupid wet sewer rat of a man now one of my rezero side character blorbos. i hate him so much URHHFHFHG HE IS THE WORST……

[atwas-meme-ing]

I call it God's will, but you can call it whatever you want: fate, destiny, random coincidence. No matter what you call it, some things are just Meant To Be.

Example I was just thinking of:

Now, I haven't watched the video of this particular conference in several years, so I don't remember all the details. But I remember the story well enough to summarize it. It was Jonathan Frid, the original Barnabas Collins, from the original Dark Shadows TV series, relating how he first heard about the part.

According to Jonathan, he was on his way to California to give up acting and become a teacher. He hadn't even planned to stop by his apartment, but he he did on a whim, just to pick up something or put something in order or whatever. He had just arrived, hadn't even opened the door, when he heard the telephone ringing. He rushed to answer it, and it was his agent, who said, "Look, I know you're on your way to start teaching in California, but you said didn't have to leave just yet, and I've got a role I think you'd be perfect for. I wasn't even gonna call, but I thought, 'why not'? It's just a little six-week gig on a daytime soap opera that nobody's really watching, anyway. They've already got the story laid out, you're gonna get killed off in 6 weeks. You can fit this in your schedule, right?"

Jonathan relayed this story at... I don't remember, I think it was perhaps the 20th or 25th anniversary Dark Shadows convention. He concluded his story by saying, "Well... here we are."

[reliccipher]

It is sooo much easier to explain to people that you love a character for no reason than it is to explain that you hate a character for no reason, worse if that character is a villain

Yeah I know he's a terrible person in canon but that's not why I hate him, yeah it adds on to the hatred and it makes him a terrible person and no, I don't hate how he's written/designed or his role/importance to the plot, I hate him for Some Other Third Reason that can't be explained. Hope this helps <33

[our-lady-of-mcr]

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[bbyseok]

thinking about teen gojo who’s still learning how to control his powers… and just starts floating every time you kiss him.

you just started dating after he won your heart some time around your first year as jujutsu high students, and there’s not really a difference from when you were friends compared to when you’re now together but—

there are the closer cuddles during movie nights and the spotanenous hangouts now established as dates amongst other things, and of course, the kisses.

funnily enough, it was you who intiated the first kiss, even after his oh so bold and confident claims that he’d be the best boyfriend and kisser, despite never having been in a relationship before.

some might consider that your first kiss with gojo wasn’t so special, but it’s special to you.

it had been a convenience store run he had dragged you out on during the ungodly am hours. satoru rummaging for his newly bought sweets in the grocery bag, his tongue poking out of his mouth. his expression had lit up when he pulled out his candy, eyes flitting to yours and then-

you leaned in to press a quick, chaste kiss to his lips.

his snowy eyelashes fluttered in shock, staring at you like you had just strung up the stars in the current night sky overhead. the dim light from the convenience store casts a glow over your facial features, and it takes him a moment to realize that the curvature of your lips had just been on his. that you had kissed him.

and then he started floating.

you couldn't help but laugh and pull him back down and in for yet another kiss.

and it keeps happening every time you kiss him now. it doesn’t matter what he was doing before, as soon as your lips leave his, his feet leave the floor too — quite literally.

you’d think that he’s doing it on purpose, but he swears that he isn’t! it’s not his fault that his technique goes haywire whenever you bless him with a kiss!

it’s to the point where you’ve decided not question it now, and even the others don’t too.

“suguru and i are going off for our mission!” and suguru watches his best friend lean down expectantly towards you, tapping his lips with a finger, “can i have a good luck kiss, sweetheart?”

and you oblige sweetly with a hum, “have fun, you two. be safe!”

suguru’s hand is already outstretched to tug satoru down to the earth by his jacket once he starts drifting upwards. “c’mon, satoru.”

hell, he’s been half-asleep, still drowsy as you give him a kiss while leaving his dorm early in the morning before you’re caught by yaga, and gojo starts hovering off the mattress like an exorcism is taking place, the thin blanket slipping off his legs.

(“i guess you can say that you really sweep me off my fee- ow!”)

and while it’s ridiculous, you also find that it’s rather endearing.

but god forbid you start making out with him though. you’re not quite sure on what might happen whenever that comes around..

[starlitships-moved]

OK..... This HAS to be the most embarrassing thing I've ever hyperfixated on... to the point where when I realized I was starting to fixate on it, (which started yesterday) I literally went, "oh no........"

And THEN I started to develop a little crush(?)/fixation (honestly idk anymore) on a specific character in the series, and got even MORE embarrassed.... >///>

[gallusrostromegalus]

To be completely fair, the guy WAS being harassed by a bunch of bored great apes. Just slightly less hairy than had been implied.

...Still about the same odds of one of them flinging feces at him if my prior experience with teenage boys is anything to go by.